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The Gravity Police

“Excuse me, sir. You’ll have to come down.”

“Is there a problem, officer?”

“Well, yes. You see, you’re standing on the ceiling.”

“Indeed. What of it?”

“It’s against regulations.”

“What regulations are those?”

“Oh, you know, physics, mostly.”

“Ah, I wasn’t aware.” Fwump.

“Much obliged, sir. Ambulance?”

…Yes, thank you…


This story is based on a title suggested by @Vanguard1219.

Prehistoric Particle Physicist

Klug the caveman grunted happily. Yes, he thought. I’ve got it!

The sand in front of him was littered with physics equations, signifying a lifetime of theoretical contemplation. He’d discovered the mathematical basis of both teleportation and time travel!

Now he just needed a few millenia to invent the equipment.


This story was based on a title suggested by @abapicalTaenia, through his preorder of Feel-Good.