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“Oh yeah?” thought Devin. He dialed the phone.

“Steve! Two home runs from Pujols! Nice pitching from Richards, too.”

Somewhere in New York, an alarm sounded.

Steve is still searching for his friend.

Dustin Petzold is a recent graduate of George Washington University and a resident of Washington DC. He co-founded Crooked Scoreboard, a blog focused on humor and culture in sports. He thinks this bio should be shorter than the story, so he’s ending it now.