“My remarks will be brief today,” an absentminded professor told his class. “I’m suffering from short-turn memory loss.”

“Don’t you mean short-term?” a student asked.

The prof shook his head. “I had the top down on my convertible. When I turned a corner really fast, my lecture notes blew away.”

John H. Dromey has had short fiction published in Alfred Hitchcock’s Mystery Magazine, Betty Fedora, Crimson Streets, and elsewhere.