The neighbourhood children around here seemed just like mine.

“What have you been doing, sweetie?” I asked.

“I painted an angel.”

“…And you, sonny?”

“I painted Santa.”

Looking around they explained they were in another room drying, so I entered and there they were… Tied up and covered in paint.

Connell often says too much or too little in his biographies and probably will again. Despite this, he has been inspired, by others, to become a great writer of such, but to date his biographies have been sadly lacking in the necessary achievements required by him to embellish once more.