“How’d you get that shiner, Angus?”

“I visited a haunted hieland castle at the witching hour to ken what haints wear under their sheets.”

“A ghostie hit you?”

“No-o-o. In the near darkness, I lifted the wrong hem… I discovered the laird of the manor wears nothing under his kilt.”

John H. Dromey was born in northeast Missouri. Although he has some Celtic roots (in Ireland and Scotland) he does not wear a kilt.