His wife sneered at him, her eyes heavy with disappointment.

“While you’ve been in jail, I’ve turned my life around. I won second prize in a beauty contest and I’ve started to invest in property. I can’t wait around for a loser like you,” she spat.

Kevin sighed. “Monopoly sucks!”

Jo Withers is a shrewd, short-sighted Sagittarius. Her debut children’s novel will be published in April 2018.