People rudely ask, “How old are you?” and then look shocked when I answer, “Ninety.”
“Well, God bless you,” they say.
Ninety isn’t that old. Millions of turtles are older than me.
My grandson yearns to be older, so he’s “six and a half.”
Therefore, I’m now 60 and a half.
Gene Newman wrote this story. See more at GeneNewmanImagineThat.com.
One more advantage to aging… you get better at math. Well done, Gene!