Harold was a green-lawn aficionado. From fertilizers to lyme to anti-fungals, he knew the treatments necessary to be the envy of the entire neighborhood. So imagine his surprise when, after posting a yard sale sign, he came home to find a swath of dirt: his prized lawn harvested for sod.

Keith Hoerner is founding editor of the Webby Award recognized Dribble Drabble Review, an online literary ezine and print anthology series of all things “little-ature.” Anthologized often and a Best of the Net nominee, his own writing has been featured in 100+ lit mags across five continents.