From: Dean Plasmafist
To: Hindsight Girl
We regret to inform you that you were not selected for Enforcer Academy. Your ability to make people reconsider decisions, while amusing, is too mundane a superpower for our prestigious training program.
On second thought, perhaps we were too hasty. Welcome to the Academy!
David Dezell Turner is an astrodynamics PhD student at the University of Colorado Boulder. When he isn’t giving directions to real spaceships, he’s writing about fictional ones. Check out more of his work at daviddezellturner.com.
Your story is hilarious! Well done.
Quirky and fun!
wonderful…or maybe it isn’t….actually, yes it is!!!
So fun!! Really!!
That’s funny as hell, David. Nicely done.
Hahaha!!
Enjoyed that! Well done. 🙂
Did you have any doubts that you had created a masterpiece?
Loved it! hahahah
Great piece. Made me belly laugh!
At first, I wasn’t sure if I liked this story….
Congratulations, David. Well deserved and so funny.
Thank you! Much appreciated.
Hilarious just begins to describe this work.
Well done 👍