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Leading Lady

“I’m a world-class artiste!” the actress pronounced. “I require the perfect environment to nurture my delicate muse.”

“So it’s your muse who eats six pounds of blue Smarties every day, then?”¬†muttered her browbeaten young assistant.

“Silly boy; we don’t eat them! We throw them out the window at people.”


Creative people are weird. Cough.

This story was based on a title suggested by @Vigafray.