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Leading Lady

“I’m a world-class artiste!” the actress pronounced. “I require the perfect environment to nurture my delicate muse.”

“So it’s your muse who eats six pounds of blue Smarties every day, then?” muttered her browbeaten young assistant.

“Silly boy; we don’t eat them! We throw them out the window at people.”


Creative people are weird. Cough.

This story was based on a title suggested by @Vigafray.

The Grand Adventure of Butterscotch the Cat

Butterscotch the cat had always wondered what butterscotch tasted like.

One day, he snuck outside and ran to the candy store. When the storekeeper wasn’t looking, he swiped a butterscotch candy. It was sticky and gross.

He told his friends he had loved it, but they knew he was lying.


This story was based on a title suggested by Medea Ginger Hertz.