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The Crocodile’s Serenade

When Camille cried her crocodile tears and sang her songs of woe, it wasn’t really because she was lonely or sad. It was actually because she was a very dramatic crocodile, and she knew that great actresses could convey real emotion, so she was practicing.

That’s what she told herself.


This story is based on a title suggested by @Jesstrel.

Hands-Off Research

No one in Joel’s family knew the difference between alligators and crocodiles, so he decided to find out for himself.

Joel stalked Florida’s swamps, taking pictures and making notes. After several long, hard weeks, he had his answer:

The alligators liked eating his legs, while the crocodiles preferred his arms.