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Planning For Emergencies

“Let’s go camping!”

“In the back yard?”

“In the forest!”

“Will there be cell reception?”

“I hope not!”

“What if I break my back and you need to call an ambulance?”

“Then I’ll euthanize you.”

“Will you use cyanide?”

“Whatever you prefer, hon.”

“Ok, deal.”

Unfortunately, he forgot the cyanide.