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SUMMER STORIES – CRAIG HOLZSCHUH: My Deerest

Runner-Up 2: “Amusing” Category

“I know we are bad for each other, but you add something special to my life I’ve never felt before. Our closeness makes me feel faint. It wounds me that they say we would be better apart.”

“To separate us would kill me.”

“And me as well, my deerest Tick.”


Craig Holzschuh (1973-present) is an American writer. He is best known for amusing stories and an overreliance on spell-check. His pseudonyms pout in jealousy.

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Tough As

“Stop biting your nails!” said Mom.

“Sorry,” mumbled Jackson.

“You’re still doing it!” said Mom.

“Whoops,” mumbled Jackson.

“Honestly, child, you’re hopeless! Am I going to have to take your nails away and put them back in the cupboard?” said Mom. “They’re for hammering, not chewing! You’ll break your teeth!”

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DAVE EVES: The Last Bite

A man walked up to me in the park today and asked, “Are you eating that?”

I was confused. I wasn’t eating anything. I turned to him and said, “No.”

He promptly took a large bite out of my upper thigh and walked away.

I wish I had said “Yes.”


This guest story comes from Dave Eves, a soon-to-graduate film student and independent filmmaker.

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