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Rory’s First Hunt

Slithering, sliding, slipping… Rory the ravenous raccoon eased his way through the gap under the newly painted fence with a patience that belied his urgency.

There! He was through, and scampering into the safety of the woods.

They found Elvis dead that morning. The orange paw prints were never reported.


This story was based on a prompt from @MisterFiendZero.

Claim to Fame

He had the biggest, bushiest, amazingest beard.

People would approach him in restaurants or on the street and ask to take his picture. He was half celebrity, half tourist attraction.

The mayor accused him of using a fake beard, but testing determined that it was real.

The mayor was impeached.