“Mom, my square-shaped brand-name cereal tastes like O-shaped brand-name cereal!”
“Don’t you mean diamond-shaped, dear?”
“No, Mom. That was just a clever marketing scheme! They’ve been square-shaped all along! And I don’t want them to taste like O-shapes!”
“You should write a letter and deliver it to the Post office!”
Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
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Posted by Tim at 9:46 am on February 10th, 2010.
Categories: Amusing, Puns and Wordplay. Tags: Cheerios, Post, pun, shreddies.
“That’s enough!” roared the Prince.
“But Your Majesty…”
“I said that’s enough!”
The page lowered his head and cautiously withdrew the cereal box. “But the doctor said–”
“Hang the doctor!” shouted the Prince. “Behead him! If I only want to eat six Cheerios, I’m only going to eat six Cheerios!”
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Posted by Tim at 4:00 pm on October 7th, 2009.
Categories: Amusing. Tags: anorexia, behead, Cheerios, doctor, prince.
