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This Story Ends With A Really Lame Pun

“Mom, my square-shaped brand-name cereal tastes like O-shaped brand-name cereal!”

“Don’t you mean diamond-shaped, dear?”

“No, Mom. That was just a clever marketing scheme! They’ve been square-shaped all along! And I don’t want them to taste like O-shapes!”

“You should write a letter and deliver¬†it to the Post office!”

Don’t say I didn’t warn you.