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Every Which Way, or All He Ever Wanted In Life Were Some Cheese Byproducts

“MAKE WHEY FOR THE PRINCE!”

“Oh, sorry, I’ll step aside, didn’t see you coming.”

“WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!”

“I’m making way!”

“NO, NO, NO! I SAID ‘MAKE WHEY‘!!”

“Make weigh? What, does he need a scale to stand on?”

“ARE YOU CALLING HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS FAT!?”

“…No?”

“SUMMON THE EXECUTIONER!!”

TIM SEVENHUYSEN: The Prince’s Portions, or Anorexia: It’s What’s For Breakfast

“That’s enough!” roared the Prince.

“But Your Majesty…”

“I said that’s enough!”

The page lowered his head and cautiously withdrew the cereal box. “But the doctor said–”

“Hang the doctor!” shouted the Prince. “Behead him! If I only want to eat six Cheerios, I’m only going to eat six Cheerios!”