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An Age-Old Question

She looked left, then right, then strode purposefully out into the street.

Horns blared as drivers swerved to avoid her.

Oblivious to the mayhem around her, she reached the sidewalk, where she knelt and asked, “No, really, Ms. Chicken. What are you doing on the other side of the road?”

Hamburger Hank, the Purist

Hamburger Hank took three steps into the restaurant, gasped, spun on his heel, and stormed out.

“What’s wrong?” asked French Fry Felicia.

“They sell chicken as if it’s a hamburger!” cried Hamburger Hank. “It’s a travesty!”

“So what?” asked French Fry Felicia.

“I have a real beef with chicken burgers.”