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He Bought Me Fancy Coffee

We were at some overpriced, hipsterish coffee “boutique.” Jared got a mug of frothy stuff and stuck his face right in there, giving himself a mustache.

“Lookin’ good!” I joked, so he kept the “mustache” going all evening. Ironically, he said.

Wait. That doesn’t mean he likes me, does it?

This story was based on the TypeTrigger prompt “froth.”

Over the Moon

The cow jumped over the moon.

The rabbit, which had a raging teenager-style crush on the cow, tried to follow. Unfortunately, the rabbit overshot its target and jumped over the sun instead.

They both landed in the ocean. Neither one survived. It was horribly depressing.