Tag Archives: Dracula

JOHN B. SINCLAIR: Bad Timing 2012

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He loved Halloween and mingled unnoticed with other crazies dressed in outlandish costumes. He rested two nights saving himself for an all night party on Saturday where he drank too much.

As dawn broke he felt unwell and his body slowly disintegrated.

Unfortunately Dracula never really understood Daylight Saving Time.

John B Sinclair is a much-travelled Scot who has now returned to Scotland, where he enjoys freelance writing on a variety of subjects.

Editor: I was supposed to put this story up just after Halloween, but I forgot. I still think it’s funny and worth posting a month late, though!

JOHN H. DROMEY: Sticking Her Neck Out

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One after another, Meg ignored all of the warning signs that her blind date might be trouble: his deathly-pale complexion; the creaky door to his castle and the heavy drapes that kept the so-called solarium dark as a dungeon; his Transylvanian accent; the lobster bib with her picture on it…

John H. Dromey has had flash fiction published in a number of print anthologies, as well as online at Liquid Imagination, three minute plastic, Thrillers, Killers ’n’ Chillers, and elsewhere.