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The RHTP

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All was still in Buckingham Palace. Not even the royal mice were stirring, despite the delicious royal peanut butter that had been slathered on the royal mouse traps to stop them from stealing the Queen’s royal hair ties.

They’re learning, thought the Royal Hair Tie Protector to himself. The fiends.

@Zutzy responded to my call for three nouns to base a story on with “peanut butter,” “hair tie”, and “Buckingham Palace.”

I Say, Said the English Gentleman -OR- The Man Who Frequently Spoke Aloud

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“I say,” said the English gentleman, “I sure do speak a lot, do I not?”

“Perhaps, sir, it seems as though you say more things than you actually do, since you preface each statement with the words ‘I say’.”

“I say,” said the English gentleman. “I do believe you’re correct!”