Before landing, Annie reminded her husband, “Many countries in the European Union don’t use dollars, pounds, or pesos. Their official monetary unit is the euro.”

Later, in a curio shop, Harry pointed to an objet d’art without a price tag and asked the clerk, “How much is that in Oreos?”

John H. Dromey has had short fiction published in Gumshoe Review, Liquid Imagination, MicroHorror and elsewhere.