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The Shirt

This shirt, this wonderful, beautiful shirt, has magic powers; its wearer, they say, will always gain his heart’s desires.

They also say that it’s invisible to those with evil in their hearts, but that doesn’t bother me at all. I don’t need to see it to know that it’s working.

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The Evilest Wizard

One day an evil wizard turned a lizard into a goat. “I am the evilest of wizards!” he said. Then the goat kicked him. He turned it back into a lizard so it couldn’t kick him again. Then the real evilest wizard sued him for misusing the Evilest Wizard trademark.

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Foiled by the Cutesies

“You fool of a henchman!” cried the criminal overlord, with a mighty sneeze. “I’m allergic to cats!”

“But he’s such an itty bitty pretty kitty, isn’t he? Such a cutesy snootsy bittle snookums…”

“You fool!” cried the criminal overlord, with a mighty cough. “I’m even more allergic to lovey-dovey gibberish!”

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