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Milk, What?

“Milk.”

“Milk?”

“The milkiest. From cows.”

“From cows?”

“The cowiest. Fat cows.”

Fat cows?”

“The fattiest. They eat at McDonald’s.”

“They eat at McDonald’s?”

“The McDonald’siest. But only on weekends.”

“Only on weekends?”

“The weekendiest. They’re the farmer’s days off.”

“The farmer’s days off?”

“His offiest. He usually–”

“Wait… What!?”