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The Grand Adventure of Micah the Flying Mole

Micah the mole had always wanted to fly.

One day, he climbed a tree and jumped. For a full second, he was dropping through the air like a dead bird. It was exhilarating, then very painful.

He told his friends he’d do it again, but they knew he was lying.

Why Nine’s Afraid of Seven: The Revenge of Nine

“Ten… Nine… Eight… Seven…”

“Ha! Poor seven. Gone before its time.”

“What?”

“You said nine ate seven!”

“…That’s really juvenile.”

“Oh, lighten up! Why is everyone always so serious around here? It’s not like we’re performing heart surgery or anything.”

“No. We’re just launching manned space flights.”

“Those are real?”