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NSL Champion

He won the gold medal with his eyes closed.

He’d never been much good at anything in his life, but the first time he found himself sliding down the icy, open-faced track he knew he’d found his place.

Speed. Freedom. Exhilaration. Bliss.

He was the Naked Sledless Luge Olympic Champion.

The Chimney and the Weather Vane

“Which way is the wind blowing now?” sneered the chimney to the weather vane.

The weather vane just waved left and right a little.

The chimney huffed grumpily. “You cost ten bucks at a hardware store, but you act like you’re made of gold!”

It was the height of vanity.