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“Ah! My Knee!”

The emperor, being in a good mood, invited a peasant to ask him any question he desired.

“What,” inquired the peasant, “is your favourite body part?”

The emperor circumspectly intoned, “My knee!”

That is why the revolutionaries severed it from his leg and mounted it here, on this pedestal, in 1747.

This story is based on a title suggested by @Graham_LRR.

A Sudden and Decisive Revolution

Thousands of ducks overwhelmed the streets of North Crundria. The city was in an uproar.

“Ducks!?” cried the frightened, confused masses. “But… Aren’t they extinct?!”

A zoologist stood on his porch. “I warned you all,” he said. “The balance has shifted. And I, for one, welcome our new Duck Overlords.”

This story was inspired by suggestions from @gameking128 (“duck”), @Graham_LRR (“North Crundria”), and @HootieD (“to shift”) via Twitter.