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The Curse of Planet X

“Where are we?” grumbled Trim, rolling out of bed.

“Planet X!” enthused Portly.

“What!? Why?!”

“I dunno,” said Portly. “It’s a ‘forbidden fruit’ thing, I guess.”

“But don’t you know about the Curse?”

“What curse?” said Portly.

Trim groaned haggardly. “Now we’ll never be able to recite the alphabet again!”

This story is based on a title suggested by @keab42.


A Foul Tongue Breeds Discomfort

Garth banged his shin against the coffee table and swore loudly.

“Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?” said his friend.

“My mother’s dead,” said Garth.

“But if she were alive, would you still kiss her… with… your mouth…”

A few awkward moments passed.

“I probably would,” said Garth.