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I Do Too Have Superpowers

“I’ve become more powerful than you will ever be able to imagine!”

“That doesn’t even make sense.”

“Can you imagine telepathy?”

“Yes.”

“Oh. Telekinesis?”

“Yes.”

“What about telepyrokinesis?”

Ever since being struck by lightning at the anime convention, Todd had been getting on a lot of people’s nerves.

George 7: This Ends Now

Whirring, spinning, and hissing, Cyborg George advanced towards the unimpressed heifer, who stood at the fence chewing her cud.

“This ends NOW!” cried George, cocking the shotgun mounted on his arm. He raised his metallic arm high. “NOW!”

As if on cue, a bolt of lightning burst from the sky.