A merchant found an old oil lamp. Amazingly, a beautiful genie was summoned as he rubbed it.

“For freeing me, I will grant you one wish,” said the genie.

“I wish I didn’t have to worry about money,” the merchant said.

“So be it,” the genie said, and killed him.

This is the third in a series of stories from King Kool, who has previously contributed multiple other series.