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CB AUDER: Survival of the Fittest

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Penny’s monkey (having graduated cum laude) threw a fit to attend the lecture.

Nettled, Penny acquiesced.

Once there, the monkey grew bored. It leapt from her lap, chattered towards the podium. Before a janitor could be summoned, the monkey had explained evolution.

Penny was expelled. But the monkey got tenure.

C. B. Auder and monkeys share over 90% of their DNA. But only when the monkeys behave themselves.

The Johnsons Had Monkeys On Their Roof

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There were monkeys on the roof of the Johnsons’ house.

No one in the neighbourhood knew how they’d gotten there, and the Johnsons weren’t responding to complaints, even though the neighbours, quite helpfully, sometimes left big red barrels on their lawn.

In the Johnsons’ basement, the Transmogrifier hummed and buzzed.