This is a fifty-word retelling of JRR Tolkien’s The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King. Don’t read if you want to avoid spoilers.

There was a big war and the wizard dude and his friends were all fighting.

Meanwhile, that Frodo dude and the Gollum thingy got to the volcano. Gollum stole the magic ring and fell in the lava.

There were a bunch of weddings, and some people sailed away on boats.