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Lord of the Rings: Return of the King

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This is a fifty-word retelling of JRR Tolkien’s The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King. Don’t read if you want to avoid spoilers.

There was a big war and the wizard dude and his friends were all fighting.

Meanwhile, that Frodo dude and the Gollum thingy got to the volcano. Gollum stole the magic ring and fell in the lava.

There were a bunch of weddings, and some people sailed away on boats.

Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

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This is a fifty-word retelling of JRR Tolkien’s The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. Don’t read if you want to avoid spoilers.

This little dude named Frodo got this evil magic ring, but evil horsemen were after it, so a wizard dude told him to run away with it to find some stupid elves.

The stupid elves told him to throw it in this volcano, so off he went.

The wizard died.