I just wanted to make it big, be useful, go clubbing, to the beach, take photos of all of those things, maybe call 9-1-1 sometime.

I’m an iPhone! A must-have gadget! I deserve an owner who uses me properly.

Sure, I’m user-friendly, but…

With grandma, I’m nothing but a paperweight.

Lis Boquete is a student of English as a foreign language, born and raised in Buenos Aires, Argentina. She is a book lover and is currently studying to become a sworn translator.