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FRANKENSTEVE’S SLEEP MUSHEEN

“Eagor!” cried Dr. Frankensteve.

“What?” mumbled Eagor.

“I’ve invented a machine that allows people to stockpile sleep!”

“Sounds lame.”

“Silly nephew! Now students can sleep longer when they aren’t busy, and stay up all night when they are, with no side effects!”

(Then the author cried, because it wasn’t true.)


But seriously, wouldn’t that be great? Sigh…

Penny Wise, Dollar Dumb

Jesse went to school to study Finance.

He did really well in all of the theory classes, but he had some difficulty making real-world applications of his newfound knowledge.

After six years, he graduated.

He calculated that it would only take him twenty-nine years to pay back his student loans.