In Communist Russia, Tour Guides You

“In communist Russia, buses drive you!” said the Moscow-basedtour guide, laughing.

“That doesn’t make sense,” said a Swedish tourist.

“In communist Russia, sense makes you!” said the tour guide. “Seriously, the bus is out of gas. Everyone get in the harness and pull. I’ll steer.” He readied his whip.

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