“In communist Russia, buses drive you!” said the Moscow-basedtour guide, laughing.
“That doesn’t make sense,” said a Swedish tourist.
“In communist Russia, sense makes you!” said the tour guide. “Seriously, the bus is out of gas. Everyone get in the harness and pull. I’ll steer.” He readied his whip.
A man, celebrating the long-deserved victory of his favorite football team, bounded out of the dimly lit tavern and into the street. He raised his hands in the air and proclaimed to the heavens the thrill and excitement of witnessing such an historic achievement.
He was hit by a bus.
This guest story was written by Brice Puls. He blogs at http://onedecentguy.wordpress.com.