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Pinko Philosophy

Samuel was studying Soviet philosophy, but he was having a hard time with it.

“It’s simple,” said Hank. “To the Soviet school, what makes us human is our ability to subvert our raw, natural instincts with humour and creativity.”

“I see,” said Samuel. “Basically, in Soviet Russia, joke makes you!”

In Communist Russia, Tour Guides You

“In communist Russia, buses drive you!” said the Moscow-basedtour guide, laughing.

“That doesn’t make sense,” said a Swedish tourist.

“In communist Russia, sense makes you!” said the tour guide. “Seriously, the bus is out of gas. Everyone get in the harness and pull. I’ll steer.” He readied his whip.