Water is my favourite drink
I sure find it delicious
If some old bad guy stole it all
I’d find it quite malicious
What would we do?
Where would we go?
We’d get so dehydrated
That’s why I built this reservoir
And sat down here
And waited
My lifestyle’s underrated
This reminds me a lot of Sergeant Colon from Terry Pratchett’s “Discworld” series. Colon is always guarding bridges and roads on the logic that someone will eventually try to steal them, so he has to be a protector. The fact that they haven’t been stolen yet means that he is doing his job.
I love Discworld, and especially the City Watch books. Thanks for the flattering comparison!