Valerie the vegan decided to spend a week eating nothing but baby carrots and drinking nothing but water.
After one day she felt funny.
After three days she felt strange.
After five days she felt weird.
After seven days she felt… orange.
That evening, while she was sleeping, she sprouted.
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Posted by Tim at 9:19 pm on January 28th, 2010.
Categories: Standalones. Tags: carrot, vegan, water.
Twelve days had passed since my enemies’ arrival, each day spent cowering in fear under a mossy overhang as projectiles exploded left and right. Brokenness and waste were all around me.
Today, I would fight back. I felt my weapon’s comforting heft, stepped out, and soaked my cousin so bad.
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Posted by Tim at 3:59 am on February 16th, 2009.
Categories: Standalones. Tags: artillery, Comedy, courage, fire, water.