Tag Archives: death

Mortuary Moratorium

“…So, between emigration and attrition, our population has been in steady decline, damaging our international image. That’s why today we’re announcing a moratorium on death.”

The press clamoured. “Ma’am! Ma’am! How can you possibly enforce this new policy?”

The president waved her hand dismissively. “Pharmaceutical bailouts and creative book-keeping, mostly.”


This story was based on the prompt “moratorium” at TypeTrigger.

Death Falls in Love…Literally

The ghostly spectre silhouetted against the dark window sighed, the symptom of Death’s long-suffering passion.

Inside, cold breaths rattled through the lungs of Enid Westerhapf, 112 years old and at long last preparing to die.

Having awaited her for so long, Death finally welcomed her to stand by his side.


This story was based on a title provided by Master Gunner.

Death Rides Last

“Whoa, stop right there, bud.”

“I BEG YOUR PARDON.”

“You’ve got to wait your turn. Adolescence and young adulthood only just passed by. Middle age is up next.”

“BUT THERE’S ROOM TO FIT MY BICYCLE IN RIGHT THERE.”

“I’m sorry, sir, but in the parade of life, Death rides last.”


This story is based on a title suggested by @GreatTrollKing.

Rat Mummy

“Look, Pa! A dead rat!”

“Lemme see, Gerald,” said Pa. “Ah, it’s only a skellington and a bit of skin. Musta died a long time ago. Funny how nice he’s sittin’, like he went out calm and peaceful. Makes you wonder, kinda.”

Deep inside Ratankhamen’s corpse, a long-preserved soul-spark flared.

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