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The Organization of the Fish Party

It was like a real-world logic puzzle.

Bobby Blowfish should sit with Angela Angelfish, but he and Tommy Tuna don’t get along.

The Seahorse family should be near the dessert table, but keep them away from the punch bowl!

And no one wanted another “who let the orcas in” fiasco.


This story is based on a title suggested by @klancashire.

She Didn’t Know What It Was

Gloria was a performer. She’d known it since the day she’d somersaulted out of the egg and into the fish tank with a brilliant smile and a saucy wink.

Now she performed synchronized swimming routines for the world-famous aquatic circus. With fame came fortune: she dined on caviar most evenings.

School of Talk

“So what have we learned today?” said Dan, standing over the aquarium.

“Whatcha doin’?” asked Tara.

“Teaching the fish to speak.”

“Is this some elaborate setup for a pun on how the fish are in ‘school’?”

“No. I’m seriously teaching them.”

“Whatever,” Tara scoffed, leaving.

“Jerk face,” said the fish.