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Eat Your Ice Cream, Bart

“Eat your ice cream, Bart,” said Mom.

“But I want more broc’li!”

“You are what you eat,” Mom reminded him, “and all these vegetables are making you grow up far too fast. I want my little sweetie back!”

Bart grimaced grumpily.

“I’ll put carrot shavings on it,” Mom offered.

Fine.”


This story was based on a title suggested by my sister Catherine.

Delicious and Nutricious

Milos wanted to stand out, to be remembered.

As he wheeled the life-sized, entirely edible cake replica of himself into the room, he knew he had succeeded.

Every member of the cannibal collective oohed and aahed.

“The volunteer provides dessert, right?” Milos beamed. “Now you get to eat me twice!”