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Living the Lazy Life

“Papa Panda! Papa Panda!”

There it went again.

“Papa Panda!”

It was incessant, unceasing, never-ending. (Synonyms were one of Papa Panda’s few pleasures.)

Papa Panda rolled over, half-opened one eye, and gestured impatiently at the annoying, agitating throng.

The tourists roared with glee.

Papa Panda found zoo life emotionally taxing.

Atrophy Apathy

It was comfortable in his bed, so he decided to stay there.

It was still comfortable the next day, because it was so soft.

It was still comfortable the next week, because it was so warm.

It was still comfortable the next month, because he couldn’t feel anything at all.