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I Need You Like

He told her, “I need you like I need a slap in the face.”

She gasped and slapped him.

“Thank you,” he said, wincing slightly. “I did something weird to my jaw the other day and I think you knocked it back into place.”

Theirs was an atypical love affair.

Blinded by Passion

When you’re in love, everything looks like a butterfly.

That was Barry’s experience, at least. He’d just met The One: she was beautiful and smart, and she had an amazing voice.

Unfortunately, Barry discovered, not everything was a butterfly, and blue jays like him can’t digest candy wrappers very well.

Young Love and Bullfighting in Spain

He flourished like a magician, his red cape brilliantly catching the light.

She looked up, and he thought he saw the briefest of smiles before she hid again behind her coloured fan.

His heart swelled, his soul soared, and his lungs collapsed under the hooves of the unusually aggressive bull.

Las Vegas

A song on the radio triggered. She knew immediately that she had a destiny.

She quit her job, hitch-hiked to Vegas, and spent three days wandering aimlessly, waiting for a sign.

The cute waiter who served her fettucine asked her why she was eating alone.

They lived happily ever after.

Fair-Weather Lover

“Stop! You’re making me uncomfortable! No! I said back off!” Sharon stumbled away and sank to her knees on the grass, tears welling up in her eyes. “Don’t touch me! I’ll scream!”

Sighing, the Wind turned to leave. It was beginning to think it would never find someone to love.

My Favourite Restaurant

“You know what I don’t understand? People who go to restaurants alone.”

“I go to restaurants alone.”

“I know. And I don’t understand you.”

“But you love me anyways, right?”

“Love is such a strong word…”

“Well I was going to tip you well tonight, but now…”

The waitress laughed.