Tag Archives: love

The Apple and the Pear

An apple and a pear fell in love.

They knew it was unusual, but they wanted to make it work, and the wise old hummingbird knew how they could.

They scattered their seeds all around the orchard, and when the trees grew they grafted branches onto one another and lived forever.

A Severe Case of Cooties

Kevin’s unfocused eyes were cast upwards, drifting lazily with the clouds. Half a smile played across his face.

The other half sat on a porch swing in her parents’ back yard, but it was hiding behind a coating of chocolate ice cream and actually had nothing to do with Kevin.


This story was based on the title suggested by @davefp.

I Need You Like

He told her, “I need you like I need a slap in the face.”

She gasped and slapped him.

Thank you,” he said, wincing slightly. “I did something weird to my jaw the other day and I think you knocked it back into place.”

Theirs was an atypical love affair.

Blinded by Passion

When you’re in love, everything looks like a butterfly.

That was Barry’s experience, at least. He’d just met The One: she was beautiful and smart, and she had an amazing voice.

Unfortunately, Barry discovered, not everything was a butterfly, and blue jays like him can’t digest candy wrappers very well.

Young Love and Bullfighting in Spain

He flourished like a magician, his red cape brilliantly catching the light.

She looked up, and he thought he saw the briefest of smiles before she hid again behind her coloured fan.

His heart swelled, his soul soared, and his lungs collapsed under the hooves of the unusually aggressive bull.