“How long do you think it’s been since the waitress last stopped by our table?”
“I dunno. Twelve minutes?”
“Wrong. Try nineteen.”
“Wow, really? Nineteen minutes?”
“Nope. Try thirty-seven.”
“It definitely hasn’t been thirty-seven minutes.”
“True. You don’t have to keep guessing the numbers I’m suggesting.”
“…I hate this game.”
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Posted by Tim at 11:09 pm on February 3rd, 2010.
Categories: Standalones. Tags: guessing game, restaurant, waitress.
“You know what I don’t understand? People who go to restaurants alone.”
“I go to restaurants alone.”
“I know. And I don’t understand you.”
“But you love me anyways, right?”
“Love is such a strong word…”
“Well I was going to tip you well tonight, but now…”
The waitress laughed.
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Posted by Tim at 9:10 am on May 14th, 2009.
Categories: Standalones. Tags: eat alone, love, restaurant, tip, understand, waitress.