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Land of the Free, Tome of the Slave

“Stand away, American!”

“If my intentions were hostile,” growled the warrior, “your staff would not avail you, Wizard.”

“My kind must be careful,” said Sir McDonald. “In your land, I might wake up a slave.”

Abraham Lincoln gripped his sword. “That is why my country goes to war with itself.”


Historical fantasy is weird. But you should check out the Alvin Maker series by Orson Scott Card if you like that kind of thing.

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Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

This is a fifty-word retelling of JRR Tolkien’s The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. Don’t read if you want to avoid spoilers.


This little dude named Frodo got this evil magic ring, but evil horsemen were after it, so a wizard dude told him to run away with it to find some stupid elves.

The stupid elves told him to throw it in this volcano, so off he went.

The wizard died.

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