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Pre-Apocalyptic Times

“Everything sure is great, isn’t it?”

“Yeah, absolutely. I can’t think of a single possible thing that could make my life better.”

“More steak?”

“Nah; I’ve got plenty.”

“More bacon?”

“I already eat it four times a day…”

“More steak wrapped in bacon?”

“…I think you may have something there.”

Rap Party

At the end of the first season of their reality TV series, the members of Hephty Rithums gathered their producers and kru together to celebrate.

They had lobster, steak, caviar, champagne, and a dunk tank full of money, just because.

They offered to perform a song, but were politely declined.