Posts Tagged “bacon”
“Everything sure is great, isn’t it?”
“Yeah, absolutely. I can’t think of a single possible thing that could make my life better.”
“More steak?”
“Nah; I’ve got plenty.”
“More bacon?”
“I already eat it four times a day…”
“More steak wrapped in bacon?”
“…I think you may have something there.”
The Greatest Machine
11:04 PM on March 1, 2009
Greg tweaked the resonance. “This should work.” Everyone stood back as the machine whirred, then: PLIP! A rack of bacon appeared.
Through the Crosshairs
8:18 AM on March 5, 2009
From a rooftop, through the scope of my sniper rifle, I watched the padded players scurry across the field. “Must buy binoculars.”